Let me start this off by saying I’m not referring to 50 year old men dating 25 year old women. Hence, the use of “girls” in the title. Some of the reasons may be still be applicable but I’m talking about men who are in their late 20′s or early 30′s dating oooh let’s say girls who aren’t old enough to be on a casino floor. These days the disparity in age may not be so easily recognized. I don’t know what the fuck is in the water that makes these PYT’s look about 5+ years older than they really are.
Anywho, they’re out there. Men who prey on girls.
Call Chris Hansen and get the cookies and juice out. Ok, I won’t say prey. That gives the impression of old, clammy men cruising by middle schools with iCarly posters and Hannah Montana tickets in the back of a dusty Astro van.
Got that mental picture?
Why though, do they seek these young girls out? Why not a woman in their own age bracket? Well here are three reasons. Only three because it’s getting late and my old ass is tired. I’m not really that old but I guess 27 to an 18 year old is ancient or some shit smh. Asshole.
1. They have nothing to offer women their age.
Most young girls will date an older man simply for the nuance. Just to say they are and let’s face it, they’re easily impressed. All an older guy has to do is say he has a car or that he wakes up at 12pm and works part-time and the bitch is all ooooo’s and aaaahhh’s. Even better if he lies about the shit he does or has because they don’t fact check like an older chick will. Ohhh no. Them older bitches will google a ninja, check mutual friends on Facebook, silently stalk his Twitter feed and poll the last known bitches he’s been with.
An older man with no job, no car, lives at home with his mom in a shack, is a functioning alcoholic and has baby mom drama raises a million red flags to a sensible late 20, early 30-yr old. He can’t bag a chick his age because they simply don’t want him and he has nothing to offer them. They recognize a lame when they see one.
The smart ones anyway and they run in the opposite direction.
However, the young chicks haven’t been scorned by a guy yet. Haven’t been lied to. Haven’t done late night drive-bys past a man’s house in the wee hours of the morning. So gullible. So young. They don’t know any better bless their hearts.
2. They want to be in control.
It’s easier to get a young girl to do something than an older chick. All he has to do is lie. See above. They can mold the young chick to do most older women wont. They get away with shit like not calling, ignoring phone calls, only being available during certain hours, canceling dates etc.
Signs your a jumpoff.
An older woman will not let that shit slide. All the smooth talking in the world won’t do shit. Unless she never grew up of course. That’s another topic for another day.
Younger chicks say yes more. Older chicks ask more questions. Plain and simple.
3. They aren’t on the same level as women their age.
Some men, just like women, haven’t grown up yet. There’s a point in life where you, to quote J.C., “Put away childish things”. It may be the birth of a child, your first apartment, that first real bill you have to pay
not a cell phone sweetie or seeing your credit report for first time. You start doing shit differently, hanging out less, fucking less people for some of you, going to bed at 9 and complaining about shit like gas prices and the horrible new music that’s out. Racks on racks on racks. For those men that haven’t grown up yet there are younger women. Girls who wanna go out every fucking weekend. Who shop at Claires. Chicks that wanna see every new movie that comes out and hang out till all hours of the night because they have nowhere to be the next morning. Bitches who don’t read. Bitches who don’t own cars. Bitches who aspire to be medical assistants. They have the same goals as those men who haven’t grown up yet. None. They live for the weekend and party like there’s no tomorrow.
Sidenote: I’m not bashing young girls. If anything, read this as a do-not-do list. Don’t take it personal and if you do fuck you and grow the fuck up. I should be a mentor or some shit. Molding young minds and warning them about these men. Then again, I’m to busy being grown and doing grown shit. You’ll learn. Life is the best teacher and shit.
One thing I will say is that these girls will grow up one day…hopefully. Then they will join the ranks of women before them and have that “Why did I ever fuck with him” epiphany. These older men will become even older and more desperate. You’ll find them at some random 18 and over event with a not-so-white white tee, holy sweatpants and a flask of Paul Masson tucked in their stretched out elastic waistband.
If you have a friend who fits this description pull him to the side and give him a stern you-need-to-get-your-shit-together speech. If you read this and got mad you’re probably that dude. To that I say, grow the fuck up.
How do you feel? What other reasons do you think men date young girls? Sound off and shit.