Hello. Good morning *Diddy dance*
You know that girl that says “I don’t get along with females. That’s why I don’t have any friends.”, or “I have more male friends than girl friends.”, or “Bitches just don’t like me.”? I don’t trust her. Something is intrinsically wrong with a female that has no female friends. I always assume something is wrong with her friend making abilities or her personality that has led her to this state of friendlessness.
I have a handful of close female friends that each serve a different purpose in my life. There’s the one I can talk to about my relationship (Sidenote: Don’t beat your single friends up with your relationship news, issues or concerns. They really don’t give a fuck. If they’re good friends they might indulge you and listen but trust me, they don’t care. Oh and don’t take their advice either), the one I can talk to about anything, the one I can talk to about parenting and well..that’s pretty much it for the inner circle of friends. (I don’t count my sister in this circle because she’s related.) That doesn’t mean that I can’t talk to the mom friend about other shit, it’s just that that’s what her main friend function is. Who else is going to check you when you need it, hold your hair when you’re drunk or pull you out of a Fat Tuesdays male restroom? Who else is going to tell you that you look like a prostitute in that dress or that you’re making a huge mistake in your love life? Fuck them other bitches cuz I’m down for my bitches…even when they’re guilty of doing all the shit I just said lol.
I don’t know what I would do without my girls. They make me laugh, piss me off and make me laugh again. I can talk to them about shit my boyfriend doesn’t give a fuck about or things that I know they won’t ask background questions on because they know me. Which makes me wonder what these friendless bitches are out here doing if they don’t have girlfriends.
Fucking probably I don’t trust that shit. What’s the reason they don’t have any close female friends? Maybe it’s because they’re stone cold whores. <–I’m such a huge fan of this word. Not to be confused with a regular whore who, according to A Black Guy, defines all girls but a stone cold whore. A chick whose not just her man’s whore but any man’s whore, every man’s whore, the next chicks mans’ whore. You get it. I mean, I know me personally, I try not to befriend these types of chicks. Perception is a bitch, birds of a feather and all that good shit. So maybe the rest of the female population in this girls world is hip to her and don’t wanna be her friend. If you don’t have female friends maybe you’re a whore ladies. Look inside yourself or rather look at the consumption of peen you’re intaking. Just saying.
If a chick says most of her friends are dudes then she’s either a
whore or a whore. Like c’mon. I’m not saying you can’t have close male friends, I’m just saying they shouldn’t ALL be men. It’s suspect is all. You don’t have to be running around befriending every bitch you come along. Lord no. I’m well aware that women can be bitches and you have to pick your friends carefully. At a certain age however you should pretty much have your close circle of friends in place. I’m 27 and I’m not looking to make new friends. I feel like I have enough and I don’t have to energy to really get to know someone new all crazy and shit. I don’t just be making friends with anyone nshit. Nah. Bitches be crazy and I can’t deal with a lot of types. That’s a later post. Not saying I don’t give people the opportunity to be my friend, I do. I’m just not proactive in the friending if i do decide to let you in my friend world. If you want to be my friend at this point you’re going to be doing all the upfront work.
The problem is, I happen to be pretty fucking awesome. You might call it conceited or say I have a big ego, whatever, but bitches be wanting to be my friend nshit. I chalk it up to the fact that I’m a humorous person and I have the natural ability to make people laugh. Who doesn’t like to laugh? So, I always get the “Omg, you’re so crazy we gotta hang out!” type friend invite (unless you’re around me and I’m not saying much because I’ve been told I give off the perception of being stuck-up *shrugs shoulders* ) See, they don’t know yet that I don’t do much “hanging out” but hey like I said, I can’t blame them. You can’t deny the awesomeness that is me. I can only remember one girl growing up who didn’t like me. She had the problem obviously, not me. Anyway, ego trip done, I digress…
If you don’t have any close Sex and the City type friends or a Rachel, Phoebe, Monica crew then maybe you should take a deep look at
what’s wrong with you why. Is it that you really can’t stand females or that you don’t trust anyone? That’s a whole separate issue perhaps. Maybe you’re a stone cold whore? Hmmm? Don’t worry, I won’t judge. I just won’t be your friend is all.
Well, no matter what the reason, I don’t trust any of you bitches. Something is wrong with you. The fact that you can’t get along with your own gender is a red flag to the population of normal, personable people out there. Maybe you’ve moved around a lot and never had the chance to make friends. Ok but, unless you’re still moving around, there’s gotta be coworkers or something you can befriend. There really is no excuse.
Bottom line is don’t blame bitches for the reason you don’t have friends. Blame yourself
Is it just me? How do you feel about a female with no female friends? Sound off nshit.
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