So you want to be the next big thing huh? We’ll you’ve come to the right place to find out exactly what you have to do, say, wear, and rap about to be a rap superstar. You might think that it’s a difficult process and believe all that hype about the rap industry being hard to break into and blah blah blah but it isn’t as hard as you think. You just have to be willing to apply yourself and follow these guidelines to a successful career. I guarantee that if you do you’ll be on the radio, TV and known worldwide. Bring on the money, cars and hoes!
1. A Catchy Song
Ok, I know you’re thinking that you should come up with a name for yourself first but no, first you need a catchy song and from that you can derive a name. By derive I mean get. Don’t worry you won’t be using any words as big as that in your songs. Don’t want to lose anyone with fancy talk nshit.
Ok so how do you come up with a catchy song? It’s easy! Use a popular movie and turn it into a song! Let’s go with Free Willy because hey, who doesn’t love whales? You already have the hook to your song from just the title of the movie. Too easy right? All you have to do is repeat the words over and over again to a catchy beat and insert something about hoes or money. Continue reading
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